good thing harry potter didnt choose slytherin




*hears footsteps* *closes 12 tabs and goes to facebook*


so i think i scared the shit out of one of my xbox friends

i usually talk like maybe once every 20 minutes or something, but very very rarely

and today i was playing with them when i got invited to my brother’s game so i was like hey i’ll take you with me

and within 5 seconds i’m yelling, cussing, laughing hysterically, and talking about random things and my adventures and stuff and narrating my game experience. and basically the polar opposite of usual me.

and then as soon as my brother left… silence.

it was a very awkward experience and i think i left them more than a bit confused


•start at one corner
•find something from 5 years ago and stare at it nostalgically for 10 hours
•go to bed

Tagged as: #about me 

i want to go swimming

but that would involve getting out of bed

Maslany has to shoot some of her most challenging scenes opposite a tennis ball or a mark on a wall. “I can’t look down by an inch or else the eyeline’s off, and I’m looking at my nose, or I’ve put a glass of water through my face. It’s specific, technical things that I’m keeping track of. And that I have to be present the same way that I would be if there was an actor next to me. Except now I have to imagine the actor next to me.”

Tagged as: #orphan black 
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when your favorite author acknowledges you as their best fan

when your favorite author acknowledges you as their best fan



i talked myself into a corner

so now i have to buy minecraft and go to the bank tomoro to deposit some moneys to make sure i have enough for the month

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telling me to do something 3 times is no different than telling me once

except it pisses me off and makes me want to do whatever favor you’re telling me to do less

Tagged as: #personal 


People need to realize that there are days when you’re not in the mood to talk or interact with anyone.

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i got a pack of black cherry soda but one of them was labeled root beer

so i went to drink it BUT IT WAS BLACK CHERRY

i think i’m understating the adventure and suspense involved in this


denmark’s outlet is super adorable


denmark’s outlet is super adorable

Tagged as: #important things