drunk eating is one of my most hated things

i am referencing when people are hella drunk and get up in the middle of the night to make a sandwich or something

this involves a lot of stumbling/bumping into things. generally making a loud mess

forgetting ingredients and then complaining or adding ingredients that don’t make any sense and then being confused

any form of communication or asking for assistance during this process

it always smells bad and they don’t notice

leaving food out /open and forgetting about it so it spoils

eating other people’s food and not giving a shit/not remembering the next day

eating more than a serving size with little to no concept of time or amount

Tagged as: #bah 
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you’d think they would invent a cat ear headband that automatically twitches so it looks life like

thefaultinourheadcanons:

emeralddarkness:

ughjohnwatson:

do you ever get in those moods where you don’t feel like reading and you don’t feel like being on the internet and you don’t feel like watching a show and you don’t feel like sleeping and you don’t feel like existing in general

BUT YOU WANT TO DO SOMETHING.

It’s in words

What they say to kids who want pets: Are you sure you're not just saying you want one because all your friends have one? Remember, it's not going to be small and cute forever, it will grow up eventually! It's a living being that will depend entirely on you for the rest of its life. Are you really sure you're ready for this?
What they say to adults who DON'T want kids: Oh, you'll want one sooner or later. Everybody does, after all. Besides, babies are soooo cute, aren't they? You'd better hurry up before you get too old!

suspiciousmilk:

does anyone want to be my virtual sugardaddy and buy me things online for literally nothing in return???

  

this fic is really hard to get through

it’s not necessarily written poorly nor is it slow or a bad plot….

it’s just.. bad? idk someone take a look and tell me

https://www.fanfiction.net/s/9693609

like the only thing that really bugs me is that the main character is a guy but the perspective is written as a girl (to me) i don’t usually have this problem so i don’t think it’s me?

but i keep having to stop and then i’ll be like why did i stop? and then stop again 10 minutes later. and i’ve done this back and forth like 10 times now so i’m not sure what’s going on because it’s not really lack of interest? maybe we just don’t mesh as writer/reader idk

jedavu:

Colored Liquids Create Gorgeous Rainbow Explosions In Water

by Mark Mawson 

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American survey: how often do you eat pizza?

daily:
weekly: |
monthly: ||
yearly:
i wouldn't know fine cuisine if you slapped me with a fish (never):
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: hey can you do a thing
: yea sure
: *6 hours later*
: sorry i took a nap..

manafromheaven:

haussofkm:

mockeryd:

Dog: I AM SORRY BABY HUMAN! DO NOT CRY ANYMORE! i SHALL BRING YOU MORE TOYS

The cutest thing ever.

OMG

  

i hate it when people are like

I’M GONNA WRITE A HARRY POTTER BASHING FIC

lalala harry hates dumbledore harry hates ron harry hates ginny

harry is suspicious of all his friends and doesn’t trust anyone

doing some really nice character development and plot here aw yiss

OH HERMIONE let me tell you all my super secret plans

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