the-dragons-thoughts:

Imagine finding a dragon egg one day, and it hatches in your house and thinks you’re its mom. Then the next morning you wake up and find this mini dragon has gathered all the lose change and shiny objects in your house in a pile, and is gnawing on a nickel. And then when you take it out for walks, it picks up every coin it sees cause its a hoarder. And your house is eventually full of coins. And you are rich. And have a dragon.

Tagged as: #omg 
  

ALL MY BIRTHDAY COUPONS ARE EXPIRED

  

SO it turns out my email system was malfunctioning

i have all my email accounts forwarded to one gmail account

and surprise! it wasn’t working

so. turns out i missed a bunch of important emails and now have to go through and cry at the time sensitive ones

landofmerlin:

make me choose:
padfoot-s asked: Merlin annoying Arthur or and Arthur annoying Merlin.

dirtydirtychai:

spiderjockey:

soulmate au where only your soulmate can kill you

Oh

the-real-seebs:

I occasionally try to think of ways to convince people that misogyny is an actual cultural thing without having to argue about statistics and sources.

And I think I found it:

"Bitch" is an insult to a guy because it implies that he takes shit from people, and to a girl because it implies that she doesn’t.

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From the moment we met, my world has kept expanding.

nhaneh:

bored-no-more:

Ultimate proof that cats are smart !!! more smart cats«

Cat intelligence is actually a pretty interesting topic in that the majority of studies on the subject basically have to end in the conclusion "we just don’t know" because cats are among the most uncooperative research subjects of all time. We know a great deal of cat sight, having used cats as the archetype for a vision-focused vertebrate/mammal, but we still know very little about what really goes on inside the cat mind.

mamakarkat:

WHY ARE PEOPLE WITH PENISES GIVEN FREE CONDOMS WHEN THEY DON’T NEED TO HAVE SEX BUT PEOPLE WITH VAGINAS STILL HAVE TO PAY FOR THINGS LIKE PADS AND TAMPONS FOR SOMETHING THEY CAN’T STOP

swag-canada:

he’s the one they warn us about in math problems 

swag-canada:

he’s the one they warn us about in math problems 

nobody-but-mebody:

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I DIDN’T MEAN IT 

Tagged as: #about me 
superhighschoollevelpessimist:

eneko-wweh:

mr-egbutt:

tyleroakley:

witchhctiw:

the-solitary-witch:

warriorsatthedisco:

Its called the Death Waltz, and was written as a joke but people have attempted it on piano.

Saxes move downstage.

I’ll just leave this here.

SWEET JESUS CLICK THAT




the added directions are great.'insert peanuts''gradually become irritated''cresc., or not''untie slip knot''bow real fast, slippage may occur'

Release the penguins

superhighschoollevelpessimist:

eneko-wweh:

mr-egbutt:

tyleroakley:

witchhctiw:

the-solitary-witch:

warriorsatthedisco:

Its called the Death Waltz, and was written as a joke but people have attempted it on piano.

Saxes move downstage.

I’ll just leave this here.

SWEET JESUS CLICK THAT

the added directions are great.
'insert peanuts'
'gradually become irritated'
'cresc., or not'
'untie slip knot'
'bow real fast, slippage may occur'

Release the penguins

hmbcp:

danceisagodgivengift:

Women’s Halloween costumes make me mad.

look at the names of the luigi one 

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