Imagine finding a dragon egg one day, and it hatches in your house and thinks you’re its mom. Then the next morning you wake up and find this mini dragon has gathered all the lose change and shiny objects in your house in a pile, and is gnawing on a nickel. And then when you take it out for walks, it picks up every coin it sees cause its a hoarder. And your house is eventually full of coins. And you are rich. And have a dragon.
SO it turns out my email system was malfunctioning
i have all my email accounts forwarded to one gmail account
and surprise! it wasn’t working
so. turns out i missed a bunch of important emails and now have to go through and cry at the time sensitive ones
soulmate au where only your soulmate can kill you
I occasionally try to think of ways to convince people that misogyny is an actual cultural thing without having to argue about statistics and sources.
And I think I found it:
"Bitch" is an insult to a guy because it implies that he takes shit from people, and to a girl because it implies that she doesn’t.
WHY ARE PEOPLE WITH PENISES GIVEN FREE CONDOMS WHEN THEY DON’T NEED TO HAVE SEX BUT PEOPLE WITH VAGINAS STILL HAVE TO PAY FOR THINGS LIKE PADS AND TAMPONS FOR SOMETHING THEY CAN’T STOP